What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?